Editing Farmer (section)

== Conversations ==
  '''Farmer:''' This used to be lush farmland, but a while back some bandits came and salted these fields, now hardly anything grows around here

  '''Player:''' Why did they do that?
    '''Farmer:''' My guess is they were bribed to do it by the Imperial Legion &nbsp;|&nbsp; They would love nothing more than to watch our Kingdom crumble

  '''Player:''' Salted the fields?
    '''Farmer:''' They dumped salt all over the ground, which prevents crops from growing
    '''Player:''' Why did they do that?
      '''Farmer:''' My guess is they were bribed to do it by the Imperial Legion &nbsp;|&nbsp; They would love nothing more than to watch our Kingdom crumble
    '''Player:''' You sound a bit salty
      '''Farmer:''' Oh we have a comedian over here &nbsp;|&nbsp; I'm sure if your source of food and income was destroyed, you'd be a bit "salty" too!

  '''Player:''' Sounds to me like thats your problem
    '''Farmer:''' And the problem of everyone who relies on this land for their food

  '''Farmer:''' What do you call the corner of a cornfield?

  '''Player:''' I don't know
    '''Farmer:''' A corner

  '''Player:''' What
    '''Farmer:''' A corner

  '''Farmer:''' Hey! Keep yer grubby hands off my potatoes!

  '''Player:''' Yes sir

  '''Player:''' My hands aren't grubby
    '''Farmer:''' Don't matter, you can't harvest 'em without a pair of gloves anyway
    '''Player:''' Thanks for the tip
    '''Player:''' Oh can you give me a pair of gloves then
      '''Farmer:''' Go get yer own ya little beggar

  '''Farmer:''' Hello there &nbsp;|&nbsp; I'm standing guard to make sure the cows don't get out

  '''Player:''' Cool

  '''Player:''' Why don't you just put in a gate
    '''Farmer:''' Oh &nbsp;|&nbsp; Guess I never thought of that