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== Conversations ==
== Conversations ==
   '''Farmer:''' Hey! Keep yer grubby hands off my potatoes!
   '''Farmer:''' This used to be lush farmland, but a while back some bandits came and salted these fields, now hardly anything grows around here
   '''Player:''' Yes sir
 
   '''Player:''' My hands aren't grubby
   '''Player:''' Why did they do that?
     '''Farmer:''' Don't matter, you can't harvest 'em without a pair of gloves anyway
    '''Farmer:''' My guess is they were bribed to do it by the Imperial Legion  |  They would love nothing more than to watch our Kingdom crumble
    '''Player:''' Thanks for the tip
 
     '''Player:''' Oh can you give me a pair of gloves then
   '''Player:''' Salted the fields?
      '''Farmer:''' Go get yer own ya little beggar
     '''Farmer:''' They dumped salt all over the ground, which prevents crops from growing
    '''Player:''' Why did they do that?
      '''Farmer:''' My guess is they were bribed to do it by the Imperial Legion  |  They would love nothing more than to watch our Kingdom crumble
     '''Player:''' You sound a bit salty
      '''Farmer:''' Oh we have a comedian over here  |  I'm sure if your source of food and income was destroyed, you'd be a bit "salty" too!
 
  '''Player:''' Sounds to me like thats your problem
    '''Farmer:''' And the problem of everyone who relies on this land for their food